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(Sung to the tune of the Orpheus Overture) PATIENT: Prozac, Zoloft, doxepin, Sulpiride, mianserin, Buspar and haloperidol, Trazodone -- I`ve tried it all; Flupentixol decanoate, Pimozide, clorazepate, Imipramine, Anafranil, Fluphenazine in a pill; Alprazolam, fluspirilene, CataPres, chlorpromazine, And chlordiazepoxide; Oxazepam I`ve even tried! What with all these drugs I`m using, My patience is the thing I`m losing, For that matter, I`m refusing Trying any more! DOCTOR: Maybe this will help your tension! PATIENT: Don`t you dare to even mention . . . Any amitriptyline, Or some tranylcypromine, Phenelzine to help erase Monoamine oxidase. Lofepramine, fluvoxamine, Lorazepam, nortriptyline, Nor trifluoperazine . . . I think you know what I mean. No dose of iproniazid! No isocarboxazid! Forget about nialamide! Stop your searching far and wide! You might try one or two, But if they don`t work for you, Call up your psychiatrist, announce to him you`re through!
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