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[On the CB.] Breaker, one-nine, this here`s the Duck again. You got a copy on me Pig Pen, c`mon? Ah, negatory, Pig Pen, there ain`t no way out `cept for that one Atlantic Ocean. Now listen, drop them hogs off in Omaha and get over here in a short, `cause it definitely looks like we got us a problem.
Bears to the left; bears to the right We didn`t have no place to go. They had us backed up clean to the shore, And them cab-over Petes don`t float. I says, "Pig Pen, I got me a good idea. Them Friends a` Jesus gonna save us! "So praise the Lord and Mister Ford, And follow that micra-bus, ten-four.
[Now, imagine a bunch of rowdy pirates -- the buccaneer type, not software -- chanting the Chorus.]
[Chorus] Yo ho ho, and a thousand trucks Gonna take a bath with a Rubber Duck Yo ho ho, and a lots a` luck `Round the world with the Rubber Ducky!
Yeah, we drove on the water like diesel whales Sank about a hunnert-and-ten of `em I says, "Pig Pen, they just didn`t have no faith "They definitely gone ten-seven." By the time we got into that Piccadilly Town, `Bout half of `em was lost at sea I says, "Break one-nine for a ten-thirty-three" What we got was the cotton-pickin` BBC
[Spoken, in a sorta British accent] I say, Fabersham. Looks likes the Americans have got themselves another bloody Convoy.
[Chorus] Yo ho ho, and a thousand trucks Gonna take a bath with a Rubber Duck Yo ho ho, and a lots a` luck `Round the world with the Rubber Ducky!
[Spoken, in the same sorta British accent] Good heavens! Look at them all! Half of them are sinking in the Thames! Hello! Some of our truck chaps are assisting them. Good show, actually. Oh, well, ten-four and all that rubbish.
Well, we crossed that Channel like snakes on glass And stormed the beach about dawn I says, "Grab your shifters and punch 13 "We all goin` truckin` on the Autobahn. "Now, Pig Pen, this here`s the ultimate slab "`Cause there goes a Mercedes truck." He says, "Break one-three for the Strudel Machine "Ya just blew the doors off`n the Duck. How `bout it?"
[Spoken, in a sorta German accent. A really bad German accent.] Oh, zehn-vier, Rubber Duck. Ve are receiving you vall-to-vall, but the schpeed limit on za Autobahn is triple-nickels. You travel too schlow, Rubber Duck. We gonna see you around. We gone. Wiedersehen.
[If you know the song, then you can skip this note. If you don`t, then a bit of explanation is necessary. During the next verse, the chorus (the singers, not the words) is heard in the background. What they`re singing is what`s printed in the tiny little letters. No, I am not making this up. That`s what they`re singing.]
Well, we stopped for a coffee in West Berlin Dumb, dumb, dumb. This is The British had hundred-mile tea dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb. I says, "Pig Pen, from here on it`s wall-to-wall bears." Dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, Says, "Bash the Wall; we gonna see." Dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb. Well, them big red bears must`a been in the bush Dumb, dumb, dumb. This is `Cause we didn`t see a one all day Dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, So we raked up the leaves and we shook out the tree Dumb, dumb, dumb. This is `Til they finally had something to say Dumb, dumb, dumb. You got it..
[Spoken in a bad Russian accent. A really bad... you know the rest.] Comrade Duck: you have been given until daybreak in Murmansk to get your cotton-pickin` trucks out of the U. S. S. of R. You will copy!
[That `dumb` chorus continues.] Well, we shot them rigs through salt-mine city Dumb, dumb With a hammer and a sickle on down Dumb, dumb Then we hit the fan through the Sea of Japan Dumb, dumb Tooled into Transistor Town Dumb, dumb I says, "Pig Pen, this here must be the place, Dumb, dumb "`Cause everybody`s eatin` with sticks." Dumb, dumb He says, "Ten-Four, this here is CB land Dumb, dumb "`Cause my channel knob just went crick." Dumb, dumb
[Spoken in a really bad Japanese (fill in the blank)] Ah so, Lubba Duck. You have a nice day today, betta day tomollow. We catch you on frip-frop. This one Kamikaze Ozzie; we gone. Sayonara.
[Chorus] Yo ho ho, and a thousand trucks Gonna take a bath with a Lubba Duck Yo ho ho, and a rots a` ruck `Round the world with a Lubba Ducky!
[Obviously, poritical collectness hadn`t yet permeated the U. S. of A. :)]
[On the CB.] Ah, ten-four, Pig Pen, what`s your twenty? Australia? Mercy sakes, ain`t nothin` down there but Tasmanian devils and them Q-alla bears. What`s that? No double-nickel limit? We gonna be there in a short, Pig Pen. This here`s the Rubber Duck, ten-ten and doin` it to it like Pruitt used`ta do it to it. We gone. `Bye-`bye.
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