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Yo quero chimichangas y chile colorado (I want chimichangas and chile colorado ) Yo tengo el dinero para un steak picado (I have the money for a chopped steak ) Las flautas y tamale, siempre muy bueno (The flautas and tamales, always really good) Y el chile relleno (And the stuffed pepper )
You see, I just gotta have a tostada, carne asada That`s right, I want the whole enchilada My only addiction has to do with flour tortilla I need a quesadilla
I love to stuff my face with tacos al carbon With my friends or when I`m all alone Yo tengo mucho hambre y ahora lo quiero (I am really hungry and now I want) Un burrito ranchero (a ranch-style burrito )
So give me something spicy and hot now Break out the menu, what you go, now? Oh, would you tell the waiter I`d like to have Sour cream on the side You better make sure the beans are refried
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Well there`s not a taco big enough for a man like me That`s why I order two or three Let me give you a tip, just try a nacho chip It`s really good with bean dip
I eat uno, dos, tres, quatro burritos Pretty soon I can`t fit in my Speedos Well, I hope they feed us lots of chicken fajitas And a pitcher of margaritas
Well the combination plates al come with beans and rice The taquitos here are very nice Now I`m down on my knees, we need some extra Tomatoes and cheese And could you make that separate checks, please?
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Buenos noches Senor y bienvenidos al Enrico`s (Good evening sir and welcome to Enrico`s ) Casa de Salsa. Tenemos muchos platos muy (House of Salsa. We have many very delicious) sabrosos. Se puedo recommendar el ardiente pollo (dishes. May I recommend the burning chicken) al infierno. Muy delicioso. Sus ojos se (from hell. Very delicious. Your eyes will ) quemaran. Su estomago estaran en fuego. Se (burn. Your stomach will be on fire. You`ll ) quedaran en el bano por una semana. Entiendes lo (be in the bathroom for a week! Understand ) que digo gringo estupido tonto? (what I`m saying you really stupid Gringo? )
Well the food is coming I can hardly wait Now watch your fingers, careful hot plate! What you think you`re doing with my chili con queso? Well, if you want some, just say so
Oh boy, pico de gallo They sure don`t make it like this in Ohio No gracias, yo quiero jalapenos, nada mas You can toss away the hot sauce
Donde estan los nachos? Holy frijole! You better get me a bowl of guacamole Y usted, Eugene? Wh`s your face turning green? Don`t you like pinto beans?
You want some more cinnamon crispas? If you don`t, hasta la vista Just take the rest home in a doggie bag if you wanna You can finish it manana
Well, it`s been a pleasure, I can`t eat no more Senor, la cuenta, por favor If you ain`t ever tried real Mexican cooking, well, you Oughtta Just don`t drink the water
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