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Получи текст песни UTFO - Roxanne, Roxanneна свой мобильный!
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Yo EMD
[EMD]
Yeah, what`s up man?
[Kangol]
There goes that girl they call Roxanne. She`s all stuck up
[EMD]
Why you say that?
[Kangol]
Cause she wouldn`t give a guy like me no rap
She was walking down the street so I said "Hello
I`m Kangol from UTFO." And she said "So?"
And I said "So?!? Baby don`t you know?
I can sing, rap, and dance in just one show
Cause I`m Kangol, Mr. Sophisticata
As far as I`m concerned ain`t nobody greater
From beginning to end and, to beginning
I never lose because I`m all about winning
But if I were to lose, I wouldn`t be upset
Cause I`m not a gambler, I don`t bet
I don`t be in no casino, and baby while you knizzow
The izzi is the grizzeat Kizzangizzo."
I thought she`d be impress by my devious rap
I thought I had her caught cause I`m a sinister trap
I thought it`d be a piece of cake but it was nothing like that
I guess that`s what I get for thinking, ain`t that right, black?
Then crizzi to gizzone and seen number izzone
Crizzin ricking tizza of mizzac mic dizza
With the bang bang, brother I feel bad
But I ain`t comitting suicide for no crab
But calling her a crab is just a figure of speech
Cause she`s an apple, a pear, a plum, and a peach
I thought I had it in the palm of my hand
But man oh man, if I was grand I`d bang Roxanne
Chorus:
Roxanne, Roxanne, can`t you understand?
Roxanne, Roxanne, I wanna be your man
[EMD]
You Kango, I don`t think that you`re dense
Buy you went about the matter with no experience
You should know, she doesn`t need a guy like you
She needs a guy like me, with a high IQ
And she`ll take to my rap, cause my rap`s the best
The educated rapper MD will never fess
So when I met her, I wasted no time
But stuck up Roxanne paid me no mind
She thought my name was Barry, I told her it was Gary
She said she didn`t like it so she chose to call me Barry
She said she`d love to marry, my baby she would carry
And if she had a baby, she`d name the baby Harry
Her mother`s name is Baby, which is really quite contrary
Her face is really hairy, and you can say it`s scary
So isn`t not every, her father`s a fairy
His job is secondary, in some military
He throws them to an ?electric camp? that wasn`t voluntary
His daughter`s name is Sherry, his sons are Tom and Jerry
Jerry had the flu but it was only temporary
Back in January, or was it February?
But everytime I say this rhyme it makes me kinda weary
It`s only customary to give this commentary
Some say it`s bad, some say it`s legendary
You can search all you want, try your local library
You`ll never find a rhyme like this in any dictionary
But do you know, after all that
All I received was a pat on the back
That`s what you get, it happened to me
Ain`t that right Mixmaster I-C-E
Chorus
[Kangol]
You thought you had a rose, you thought you was Cupid
But EMD, your rap was plain stupid
I know you`re educated, but when will you learn?
Not all girls want to be involved with bookworms
You gotta be strong in a way she can`t resist
So educated rapper, huh, bust this...
Since she`s a new girl on the block
I had to let her know that I`m the debonoir Doc
I said "I`d like to speak to you if I can
And if I`m correct your name is Roxanne."
She said "How`d you know my name?" I said "It`s getting around.
Right now baby you`re the talk of the town
Please let me walk you to the corner, my rap will be brief."
She said "I`ve seen you before, you look like a thief."
I said "Me? The Doc? A hood, a rock?
Running around the street robbing people on the block?
Nah, that`s not my style, that crime I`m not related
As far as I`m concerned I`m too sophisticated."
Then it seemed I got busy cause she cracked a smile
That let me know my rap was worth her while
She said "You call yourself a doctor?" I said "This is true."
She said "Explain to me really what doctors must do."
I said "This is very rare because I don`t say this every day
There`s a million medical skills a doctor displays
Dermatology is treatment of the skin
Infected and you`ll see me and you`ll know you`re again
There`s enthesiology, opthomology
Internal medicine and plastic surgery
Orpedic surgery and pathology
A disease involves a change of the body."
She said "Ooooh, that`s very unique."
Gave me her number and kissed me on the cheek
She said she had to go but be back by 8
So to call her at 9 to arrange a date
[EMD]
Did you take her to the beach?
[Kangol]
That`s what we planned
But she stood me up, Roxanne, Roxanne
Chorus
[Kangol]
And here`s our gameplan
[EMD]
The beat is here, so we will reveal it
[Kangol & EMD]
And if you think it`s soft, then Roxanne feel it!
[beat boxing and scratching]
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