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I was in a club, one Friday. A lovely Lady comes walking my way. She walked up and she said hello. I said hi, my names Joe. I was lyin`, so was she. She said her name was Donna, But her shirt said Marie. Once you get to know me, you`ll never forget me. I said why, then she bit me.
Ouch! That didn`t hurt. Kinda nicked me, but she ripped my shirt. At that point I fell asleep. Woke up at her house, In the back of a jeep. A Blazer, `89 Tinted windows, I wish it was mine. Oh, it is, But where are my keys? There they are...in the ignition.
I`m at her house. It`s a Tepee. No, a skyscrapper. No, an igloo. No, it`s a shack. Forget it, I`ll go around back. It`s a castle, with a moat How I get Across...Boat.
(Twilight Zone noise) Shooo...I hate that sound.
I went inside, Looked right, looked left. There she is. Oh, no Thats Jeff. He`s invisible. I went downstairs. It`s a loft. No, it`s a dungeon! There she is, doing areobics. No, yoga. No, karate.
*You killed my teacher!!!* But what a body!
No, she wasn`t there. I`m tellin you I saw her. No, really I saw her. She was playing checkers. No, Nintendo. Ok, I`m lying.
There she is, Watching T.V. All My Children. No, thats Cosby. No, Speed Racer. No, thats Shaft. No, thats Kimble. My fault...the T.V.`s off.
There she is, what a doll. No, that`s Chucky from Child`s play! I kissed her, And she told me this is home... I entered a dimension Called The Twilight Zone.... Where anything can happen.
I`m rough like sandpaper, Hard like algebra. You should be glad that I was nice, And I allowed ya to Step on stage. To kick your ryhmes off. I tried to be nice, But you mistook that for softness. Now it`s goin` to hell with your opinion! What I say goes fom now on, This is my dominion! Are there any rappers to step on stage Cause if you do You`ll feel the force of my rage, I`m on a rampage!!!!!!!
Syche just hit me. Jeff wanted to do that, But I didn`t. I thought that it would make the reccord dumb. I guess I wasn`t wrong.
Jack and Jill went up a hill, To fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down, And broke his crown.... Hickory, dickory, dock.
Got to use the bathroom now, Sike, I was drafted.
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