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I don`t understand! Why are you being so mean? You`re a mean mean man!
[Chorus] You are just jealous of me cause you, you just can`t do what I do So instead of just admitting it, you walk around and say All kinds of really mean things about me cause you`re a meanie, a meanie But it`s only cause you`re, just really jealous of me Cause I`m what you want to be, so you just look like an idiot When you say these mean things, cause it`s too easy to see You`re really just a big weenie, big weenie
[Verse 1] Alright listen, I need you to focus I need you to go dig deep in your mind, this is important We are going to perform an experiment of the sorts I`m going to have to ask you to bear with me for a moment Now I need you to open, your mind - your eyes close `em You are now about to be placed under my hypnosis For the next four and a half minutes, we are going to explore into your mind to find out why you`re so fucking jealous Now why did they make Yoo-Hoo? Hippity ga-ga boo-boo Psych I`m kidding, I just wanted to see if you`re still listening Okay, now I need your undivided attention Sir I have a question - why do I always sense this undeniable tension, from the moment that I enter into the room It gets all quiet and whispers Whenever there`s conversation, why am I always mentioned? I`ve been dying to ask, it`s been itchin at me, is it just because
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[Verse 2] Alright now I, I just flubbed a line I was going to say something extremely important But I forgot who or what it was - I fucked up Psych I`m kidding again you idiot, no I didn`t That`s just what you wanted to hear from me is that I fucked up, ain`t it? But I can bust one take without lookin at no paper {*crumple*} It doesn`t take a bunch of takes or me to stand here in this booth all day For me to say the truth, okay? You`re drooling, you have tooth decay Your mouth is open, you`re disgusting, what the fuck you eat for lunch? A bunch of sweets or something, what? You munch a bunch of Crunch `N Munch? Your tooth is rotten to the gum, tour breath stinks, wanna chew some gum? Yes I do sir, what am I on? You sir are on truth serum Marshall I`m so jealous of you, please say you won`t tell nobody I`d be so embarrassed, I`m just absolutely terrified That someone`s gonna find out why I`m saying all these terrible evil and awful mean things, it`s my own insecurity!
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[Verse 3] Alright now we, we`re going to conduct That experiment that we were talking about earlier Just to see what a frog, looks like when it takes two hits of ecstasy Cause that`s exactly what your eyes look like, want to check to see? Here`s a mirror, notice the resemblence here? Wait, let me put these sunglasses on, now look in this mirror How about now? What do you have in common? You`re both green with envy and look like idiots with sunglasses on `em You look like I sound like, singing about weenies Now take my weenie out of your mouth This is between me and you, I know you`re not happy I know you`d much rather see me lying in the corner of a room somewhere crying, curled up in a ball tweaked out of my mind dying There is no denying that my weenie is much bigger than yours is Mine is like sticking a banana between two oranges Why you even doing this to yourself, it`s pointless Why do we have to keep on going through this, this is tortureous My point is this - that if you say mean things, your weenie will shrink Now I forgot what the chorus is, you`re just a..
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[Eminem] Get the fuck off my dick!
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